C List

C is for Could.

I made A list of C things I should probably B doing because they are so thematically appropriate (double or triple Cs) but will not be doing because I am so opposed to them for one reason or multiple.

Listening to the Counting Crows - I can't stand the Counting Crows with their alt-rock-folksy instrumentation and Adam Duritz strange forced soulful, reggae impression of another singer who is also a bad singer.

Eating Cotton Candy - Does anyone really like Cotton Candy? I guess it's novel. Sugar Spun So Fast it Becomes String! Like a side-show Circus act but it just tastes like sugary air and gets really sticky.

Watching Cold Case - I honestly don't know if this is a version of Law & Order or CSI or a complete separate show but they all look the same and I've seen episodes of Law & Order, back in the '90s when it was good and there was only one of them, so I think I've served my time. Case closed.

Dancing the Cha-cha-cha - I don't know how to do this dance and I'm not even entirely sure that it is a dance as much as just one move that you do three times rapidly in sequence. If that's all it is, I can do that, I guess. 1-2...typetypetype. I just typed the cha-cha-cha. Challenge complete.

Calling Collect - I'm not that poor yet and I'm not getting released from jail (they let you use the phone there anyway) so there's really no reason I should call collect. Plus, I know for a fact that anyone I called (parents included) would not accept my call and that would just piss me off and drive me to drink. Then I'd probably end up in jail, but still wouldn't have a need to call collect as much as I would for a whole lot of cash.

Counting Coins - Why would I sit around and count coins? That sounds almost as boring as collecting coins, which I don't do either, at least not intentionally, but often accidentally. I forget when I have change so I never use it and it just accumulates. Come to think of it...I have a lot of coins in my coin canister. I think I will count them and see if they are ready to be turned into cold hard cash. Coinstar, here I come!

Chasing cars - This one is obvious. I'm not a long-distance runner...or a dog.

Camel Caravan - I'm not sure how I would go about getting enough camels for a caravan otherwise I would definitely do this. I know a few people with Corollas so maybe I'll line them up and have them drive around. Or I'll just find a CaraVan. Do they still make those?

That's all I have for now but I'll C if I can think of some more while I'm getting multiple CCs of blood drawn.